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Two soldiers lay down on their blankets looking up at the stars. Said Ramesh, 'What made you join the army?' " well' replied Suresh.
' I had no wife and I loved war, so I joined the army. What made you join?'
' Well,' said Ramesh,' "I had a wife and I loved peace, so I joined the army!"
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Young girl: The man that I marry must shine in company, be musical, tell jokes, sing, dance and stay at home at night.
Married friend: You do not want a husband. You want a TV set!
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Shyam: " My brother has trouble with appendicits".
Ram: "Is he very ill?"
Shyam: "Not at all. He just cannot spell it."
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Anil: I started life without a rupee in my pocket.
Sunil: I started life without having a pocket.
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